Checkered Dog Viser
Yes, a black and white, all over fabric checkered dog visor. A little ridiculous, but maybe your dog will appreciate the thoughtfulness and not just spend all day trying to shake it off. Not really something appropriate at the track (no dogs allowed), but perfect for that fancy outdoor restaurant, where you want to be a little silly and show of your dog.
Good luck with the animal police and condescending neighbors, you’re on you own with this one. It is well made and available in three different general sizes.